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The best thing about css is its ability to leave your head numb and your knuckles aching from whacking your monitor in the eye.

Things could be worse however. I could be sitting here writing crap to fill the empty spaces in my web page in order to make my demonstrations look like they will when real content floods your monitor from my page. Isn't that something to look forward to?

Didn't think so. Never mind, this drivvle is coming to an end soon, sorry it wasn't corporate mumbo jumbo or Latin rambles

I think it worked equally well though.

Things I should Do Instead.

  • Learn to write PHP that does not return errors.
  • Sleep more.
  • Things that don't require me to sit at a computer.
  • Use tables
  • Preach about “Semantics” like everyone else around here.
  • Use tables when a DIV doesn't cut the mustard.
  • Tell kids that ice cream vans only play music when they have run out of ice cream and sweets.

CSS

The stuff nightmares are made of.

It looks like this.

#wrapper {
text-align: left;
width: 700px;
margin: 0 auto;
padding: 0;
border-right: 1px solid #45494B;
border-bottom: 6px solid #45494B;
border-left: 1px solid #45494B;
}

I will tell you what I heard someone say once.

“I love my Mac. I feel about it what no man should feel about a computer.” Jeffrey Zeldman

And that is all for now folks.